Stuff-ology

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What is your salad dressing of choice?
Ranch
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
The Chinese Buffet.
What food could you eat for 2 weeks straight and not get sick of it?
Chinese food
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Beef & Ham
What do you like to put on your toast?
Margarine
**********TECHNOLOGY***************

How many television sets are there in your house?
Two
What color of cell phone do you have?
Blue & Silver, it used to be the EVIL ONE's
***************BIOLOGY******************
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right. Though sometimes I punch with my left hand.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
No.
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
The computer monitor.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
No.
************Otherology**************

If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
I don't really care either way.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to:
Now, I wouldn't change it. Because whenever anyone down here says 'Evan' they know who they're talking about. I could've gone by my middle name, but it's too commonly used.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No, I'd eat a Jalapeno for that amount.
*********DUMBOLOGY******************

How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None.
Have you ever run-in with the cops?
Yes. Twice. The first time they weren't here because of me. They showed me their equipment, that's the time I wanted to be a cop. The second time, God, I hated that cop! The kids in my neighborhood and I were shooting fireworks, someone complained, the cop told us to go inside, I did then I remembered that I had to give my friend his mom's lighter back, the a-hole came back then started yelling at me, then I yelled back,*I don't think* my mom doesn't know about this. I gave the lighter back then went inside. I was, like, ten.
Last person you talked to?
The EVIL ONE
Last person you hugged?
The EVIL ONE
**************FAVORITOLOGY****************

Season?
Winter.
Holiday?
My birthday, I know it's not a holiday, but it should be! *Narcissism"
Day of the week?
Friday!
Month?
December. It's my birthday, and Christmas.
***********CURRENTOLOGY*****************

Missing someone?
No.
Mood?
Blah.
What are you listening to?
My playlist on iTunes
Watching?
The keyboard.
Worrying about?
The EVIL ONE waking up.
************RANDOMOLOGY*****************

First place you went this morning?
The bathroom. It's starting to seem like Twitter
What’s the last movie you saw?
Friday.
Do you smile a lot?
Depends on where I am. At school, no. At home, yeah.
QUESTIONS

1)Do you always answer your phone?
No.
2) It’s four in the morning and you get a text message, who is it?
Maybe my mom- The EVIL ONE- I'm sorry, I messed up-telling me that I'm a punk or something.
3) If you could change your eye color what would it be?
Black, even the whites of my eyes.
4) What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
I don't add flavors.
5) Do you own a digital camera?
No.
6) Have you ever had a pet fish?
No.
7) Favorite Christmas song?
I don't have one.
What’s on your wish list for your birthday?
A Mustang, even though I won't be old enough to drive it.
9) Can you do push ups?
Yes. Maybe five if even that much
10) Can you do a chin up?
No. I'm too tubby.
11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
I don't really care that much.
12) Do you have any saved texts?
No.
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
An accident, but it was the EVIL ONE's fault!
14) Do you have an accent?
A tiny bit of southern. Not that much. I've been living here too long.
15) What is the last song to make you cry?
There isn't one.
16) Plans tonight?
Sleep.
17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
No.
18) Name 3 things you bought in the last week
I shan't. I don't buy anything.
19) Have you ever been given roses?
No.
20) Current worry?
Nope.
21) Current hate right now?
None of your business
22) Met someone who changed your life?
Technically, no. I've not met God, or Jesus.
23) How did you bring in the New Year!
Sleep.
24) What song represents you?
I wouldn't say there is one.
25) Name three people who might complete this?
I shan't.
26) What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Sleeping.
27)What are you going to do right now?
Post this.

I got this off of God's Rock Angel's blog.



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