Taking Requests

I am currently taking requests for drawings.

*RULES*
Send me a picture via gmail.

evan7440@gmail.com

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My Two Drawings

As you can see, I posted the original drawings, the posted my drawings.
To show how much I suck compared to the original artists....








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The Good, The Bad, and The SUMMER VACATION!!

Today is the day before the last day of school!
But, the math teacher made us *just guess... No... Worse* write out of the book!
Here are her exact words, "You knew the testing was done, *We had semester tests last week* but you still came."
She said that like we had a choice... I didn't.
The Evil One made me go to school today....
My good friend *The Evil One would know him as MarMar* said, "That's why no one likes her, 'cause she's always a *censored*!"
Guess how much I wrote.
A page and a quarter.
I was asleep for most of the class, which wasn't a good idea because I sit close to the teacher... Right in front of the desk....
But, now the Good!
I don't have to go to school tomorrow!
The teacher said "Anything you don't finish, you'll have to do tomorrow."
HA!
I wouldn't have done it anyway....
I'd be asleep....



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IT HURTS A LOT!

I'm Bored

Here's something that no one, I don't even think my mom, knows about me.
I'm really interested in Greek Mythology.


Zeus is the king of the gods, the ruler of Mount Olympus and the god of the sky and thunder.


Hera was the WIFE AND OLDER SISTER*WTH?! WTF?!* of Zeus. Hera is the Goddess of Childbirth and Marriage.


Demeter was, basically, Mother Nature.
Persephone, Demeter's daughter, was the Spring Maiden. She was taken when Hades, god of the Underworld, asked Zeus to marry her. Zeus agreed.
As you can probably guess, Demeter was "ticked off" and stopped doing what she usually did.


When Hermes, the messenger god, went to get Persephone, Hades fed her a pomegranate. She ate seven seeds, so, seven months of the year, she's in the Underworld. And that's what, supposedly, causes winter.
No crops.... You feel me?



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I Don't Care if You Did or Not Want to Know

The new alcohol product is.... drum roll, please....
NOW IN STORES!
You've all heard of "40s" and "Colt 45s"
but have NEVER heard of "our" new product, "The 67.62804 oz."!
Actually, it's just 2 liters.
I'm drinking a 67.62804 oz. of Sprite now.



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Two Songs.

Two songs that I've been listening to frequently.
*NOTE: IF YOU DON'T LIKE CUSSING OR THE MERE THOUGHT OF DRUGS, THEN SKIP THIS POST!*







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Cars

In case you're wondering, here are some cars I like:
















*I wonder if there is anyone who thought to him/herself,"I wonder what kind of cars Evan likes...."





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BUT FIRST I'LL PUT SPIKES ON THE TIRES!

Um... Okay....

Your Butt Says You're Competitive

You are a powerful, assertive person. You are a go-getter in all aspects of your life. You are not afraid to flirt and show off what you've got. At times, you can be a bit full of yourself. You are drawn toward close, one-on-one relationships. You crave a partner - romantic or otherwise. You are friendly and self-assured. You're not one to brag, but you're quite happy with yourself overall. You tend to be a serious, straight laced kind of person. It takes you a while to warm up and let loose.

What Does Your Butt Say About You?

'Nuff said.



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Oh, God, No!

I'm about to do something that I've NEVER done before!
Do you want to know what it is?
Well, TOUGH! Because you hurt my feeling(s)

OK, fine!
I'm going to draw this:



I think it's the way Afro Samurai should've been drawn.




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