Saturday, May 16, 2009

I Don't Care if You Did or Not Want to Know

The new alcohol product is.... drum roll, please....
NOW IN STORES!
You've all heard of "40s" and "Colt 45s"
but have NEVER heard of "our" new product, "The 67.62804 oz."!
Actually, it's just 2 liters.
I'm drinking a 67.62804 oz. of Sprite now.



FOLLOW OR GET KICKED IN THE BALLS... UNLESS YOU'RE A WOMAN!

1 comments:

Unknown said...

There's no alcohol in Sprite.

Unless you add cognac & lemon juice...

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