Females Are Weird Sometimes

I've noticed, in my fifteen years and a couple of months on this earth, that women want men who'll love them unconditionally, or make them feel like the only girl in the world.

Let me tell you what's wrong with that.
My love for any woman is NOT unconditional.
If, for example, you attempt, or succeed in cutting my balls off, I don't love you anymore, goodbye, it was nice knowing you till you got access to a knife.
I know some of you women will be asking "Well, what did he do to get his nuts cut off?"
That's not the point.
the only, and I mean ONLY way, nut cutting is acceptable is when the man murders your child.
Then he deserves it. But if you cut his nuts off cause he was texting a female friend whom he works with, doesn't matter if the girl is more or less attractive than you, it is just rude.

Now the 'Only Girl In The World' thing.
To me, if you're treated like the only girl in the world, you'd be treated like crap. Cause if you're the only girl, I'm probably the only guy.
Meaning, I could treat you any way i want, and you could either leave, die, and let the human race die, or deal with it.
Or it's me, a bad guy, or a worse guy.
Like if a girl had a choice between Bobby Brown and OJ Simpson.
Or, the girl who wants to be treated like the only girl in the world means, she's the only girl, but there's a lot of guys. She'd be queen of the world.

I think random thoughts like that.
What do you think?