My Mouth Is In Pain

I had my wisdom teeth removed.

First, the anesthesiologist put the IV in the wrong hand.
That's not what you really want to hear when you're going to be put to sleep.
"Oops, sorry bud..."
I didn't feel well when I woke up.
My head hurt then, and still hurts now.
What's really annoying is that my mouth is still numb... partially.
Almost filled up a cup with my mouth blood.

My Mother Totaled The Car

We were going to go get my wisdom teeth taken out, but my mom's kinda retarded. We didn't know our way around the city. So Mom called the dentist and asked her for directions to the office. She gave the phone to me to, basically pass messages. Then suddenly, a car hits us.
Alright, I tried to make it sound dramatic, we just scraped together a little bit. The other driver's driver side grazed our passenger side. Mom was driving "MD's" car....

The woman driving the car couldn't have been 20 years old. Cause Mom, "MD" and i noticed that the first thing she did was call 'Daddy.'

Anyway, after the accident was resolved, no one harmed, we continued to get lost until we ended up in the parking lot of Burger King. There was a cab close to us, so Mom and I went over there and asked him to take me to the dentist, my mom following in "MD's" car. That was the first time I've seen a cab in 'person' let alone ridden in one.

I'm positive that if the driver wasn't high then, he was high recently. I've known enough potheads to know marijuana eyes.

We got to the dentist just for the dental surgeon to look at my teeth and go over pre-surgery junk. I can't eat anything starting midnight the day of the surgery. We drove around for two hours just to be sent home. My tooth-yanking takes place on Dec. 17 at 8:30 a.m.