The coaches wanted me to play center... The guy who's right in front of the Quarter Back...
The thing that makes me uncomfortable is that the quarter back's hands are touching my junk.... So, one play, he was too far back, so I kind of hit my balls.... It wasn't pleasant.
Sometimes, I messed up on "the snap."
The coach, getting irritated with us, made us do plays until we reached the end zone. Half way, my hands got sweaty... So, the ball rolled out of my hands.... and we had to start all over.
We ran what people call "Forties." I have asthma, so out of maybe.... eight.... I ran five.
Well, this wasn't the worst day... Not the best.... But not the worst...
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