1) A few nights ago, I was thinking random stuff. Like this insult about how some random person's breath could smell: Your breath smells like a dumpster ate a horse patty, craped it out on the sun, sprinkled some cow poop on in, threw a dead dog in it... with a hint of raspberry. 2)I did a drawing the day after my last post. Enjoy! 3) I forgot....
A little while ago, I felt kind of hungry. So, here is my process of thoughts to get what I came up with: 1.Turkey 2.Bread 3.Bacon Bits 4.Mayonnaise 5.Hunger What do you get when you mix them together? A TURKEY AND BACON BIT-MAYO SAND WHICH! I (probably) know what you're thinking 'Ewww!' Well, it's not 'Ewww' it's 'Mmmm!' *Rubs tummy*
I just tried to watch the first two T.I. videos about a minute ago and- Well you can see for yourself. That's not cool, man! Or men! Or women! Or she-males! Or 'tranies!' Or midgets! *Or 'dwarves' if you wanna be politically correct about it.* MEANIES WWHHAA- HHAA- HHAA! WWWWHHHHAAAA!!!! Buttheads....
Yesterday, My mom fell on me. It really hurt! She fell right on my knee!>:C I felt like my leg was gonna crack! Mom told me that I should've 'rolled over.' HOW?! The moment I saw her she was kind of in this position: /. She was already falling over. Apparantly, I was supposed roll while she was falling. I have the reflexes of a (dead) cat! *sigh* She's 'special.'
Obviously, I grouped the songs together by artist/band.
Blah, again And other songs. Like AAR Gives You 'H-E-Double Hockey sticks' We made it- Busta Rhymes Ft. Linkin Park Remember the name- Fort Minor A Better Day- JTL Get Up- 50 Cent FOLLOW OR DIE!
I noticed that I get quite a few comments on my blog, but no other followers. If you like my AWESOME blog, why not follow it? My mom has um... forty- nine followers. *They seem to go up and down every day.* And my mom follows forty-seventy-eighty-five thousanty- nine blogs. Maybe you have to follow blogs to get followers! My no know.
1. Pick a # between 1-9 2. Multiply that # by 3 3. Add 3 to that answer 4. Multiply that answer by 3 By now, you should have a two digit #. 5. Split that two digit number apart. 6. Add the two #s. *DO NOT GO ON UNTIL YOU HAVE GOTTEN YOUR ANSWER!!!!* What's your answer???? 1)ALBERT EINSTEIN 2)YODA 3)MUHAMMAD ALI 4)BARACK OBAMA 5)OPRAH WINFREY 6)BRAD PITT 7)MICHAEL JORDAN 8)MICHAEL JACKSON 9)EVAN LASTNAME 10)GEORGE W. BUSH Yeah, I thought so....
At around five 'o clock 'yesterday' I went upstairs because I felt like laying down. The next thing I know, it's a bit dark. I fall back asleep then, it's really dark! So, I look at the time and it was... 1:29 in the morning! I got a full night's worth of sleep. What!?
Earlier, my mom said that she wouldn't be able to pay me my money this month.... As you can probably tell, I don't play when it comes to money. And on top of that, 'her back hurts' so I have to practically break my back helping her out! Work with no pay.... T_T